Colin Quinn Hates Domino’s on CIA

Monday, April 4th, 2011

While ranting about why he doesn’t like what’s become of his native Park Slope, Colin Quinn tells the New York Post that he’d rather live in Manhattan than have to face a Domino’s in Brooklyn:

He grew up on First Street in the old Park Slope filled with nasty girls, sketchy corner-store hangouts and bars that had grills.

“There was Greasy Jack’s, Cheap Andy’s (two burgers for a quarter), Al’s Toy Land and Danny’s Candy Store.

“Today? It’s Whole Food lesbian baby carriage stores! It looks like a Swiss village!”

Don’t get him started. Too late. “There’s a Domino’s Pizza on Coney Island Avenue! I’d rather live on soulless 56th Street [in Manhattan].” Which he does. Alone.

It’s true there’s a Domino’s (and a Papa John’s, for that matter), but saying that ruins the area is almost like saying a McDonald’s ruins Paris–it’s weird, it’s not for everybody, but it’s not the only option. So he can have his 56th Street, and all of its excellent pizza options.

- Mary

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  • Ben

    It’s a little weird to complain that CIA is too homogenous! I mean… you don’t have to love the Pakistani, Israeli, Jewish, and Mexican joints that line the place, this isn’t your average strip mall.

  • http://www.ayearinthepark.typepad.com Brenda from Flatbush

    Ben’s right–CIA is one of the weirdest places in the world, lots of cred if you’re into that. I do remember Al’s Toy Store, though–it’s everything I miss about the ‘old days’ in any NYC nabe.
    Who’s Colin Quinn?

  • Melvin

    Colin Quinn is a comedian. The fact that you don’t know this goes hand in hand with the comments here that show absolutely no sense of humor.

    I think you are all missing the point of his comment. He’s not saying that the one Domino’s has ruined our particular neighborhood, or robbed it of it’s character.

    He’s making a broader statement which is true, and that is that Brooklyn which is known the world over for it’s neighborhood pizza joints has changed so much and has been corporatized to the point where a national corporate pizza chain can be regular commercial competition for a regular Brooklyn Pizzeria. The McDonald’s comparison is not valid, as Paris is not known the world over for it’s hamburgers.

    It’s a comment on how Brooklyn has changed and how with all we’ve gained with gentrification we’ve lost a lot of our own identity.

    years ago it would have been unthinkable that a national soulless pizza chain would set up shop, operate and thrive in any Brooklyn neighborhood, much less one that boosts several nearby long standing pizza places.

    I for one, got that, and I didn’t take his comment literally. I don’t think it’s specifically the Domino’s on CIA that has him upset. He’s using that one as an example.

    Lighten up you guys.

  • http://twitter.com/UMAMartialArts Urban Martial Arts

    As long as he’s not complaining about karate schools on Coney Island Avenue, I can’t get too mad. ~Carmen :)

  • Anonymous

    Melvin, I think the “Who’s Colin Quinn” comment was a sarcastic reference to Quinn’s total cultural irrelevance. I would expect an expert on humor such as yourself to know that. Quinn’s a painfully untalented douche whose continued employment is a mystery to anyone who values comedy. With the possible exception of Charles Rocket he was the most inept Weekend Update host in the history of SNL. His current one-man show is just a re-hash of that terrible show Robert Wuhl used to do for HBO. He had to put Jerry Seinfeld’s name on the marquee to get anybody to come to this wake–and I guarantee you putting his name on the marquee was the sum total of Jerrry’s creative contribution.

  • http://mementofelis.blogspot.com/ Steve

    That Domino’s is pretty bad, in all fairness. We order from there when everything else is closed, and we’ve gotten too many phone calls at 12:30 – 1 am asking us to meet them outside on the corner for our pizza.

  • Ditmas Deb

    So what do you really think?

  • http://www.ayearinthepark.typepad.com Brenda from Flatbush

    I am glad to hear that my ignorance of Mr. Colin Quinn is not necessarily proof positive that I have no sense of humor.
    Yours truly,
    Mr. Raymond Luxury Yacht
    (pronounced “Throatwobbler Mangrove”)

  • Kensingtonian

    That Domino’s is disgusting. Almost everytime I drive by, I see huge rats running right in front of it and in and out of the stalled construction site next door.

  • Don’t Supersize Me

    McDonalds does ruin everything though

  • Bkforman

    What is the deal with that building? It has been stalled but they are able to operate a food joing there. STRANGE